WANTED
A NEW BEST FRIEND
ALSO KNOWN AS: MY BUDDY
VITAL STATISTICS: TALL, MALE, NICE, FUN
DATE OF BIRTH: BETWEEN 1974-1981
PLACE OF BIRTH: I REALLY DON'T CARE
HAIR COLOR: JUST PREFERABLY SOME
EYE COLOR: THE COLOR OF THE SEA
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: FUNNY, SMART,
WITTY, RICH, HAS ALL HIS TEETH
WANTED FOR: MY ENTERTAINMENT, SCRATCHING MY BACK,
CATERING TO MY EVERY NEED
1 comment:
If you want, I can post this in a more public forum, like the H-4 emails....
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