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NO MORE PENCILS NO MORE BOOKS

School is finally over. I'm so excited. I really liked it but at times I felt like this. On the last night of class I tried to get one of my classmates to stand on the table and sing the song, No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks. He didn't agree to do it but I think it would have been really classy if he did. Grad school sure is helping me grow up huh.
Now I have 2 months to recoup and let my brain cells die again.



This is how I feel now that school is over.





I still hate the formating on this thing. I'm still blog illeterate. Hey, they don't teach us that in school.

Is it June or January?

So this morning I was so cold coming into work that I ended up getting HOT COCOA. Maybe I'm just a wuss but I'm still cold. It's so weird how one minute you are frying and the next you are frozen.

Deep thoughs by some email person

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America ?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier "

And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes......