Sad but True

What do all these pictures have in common?

Bloggers Block. It comes when one is least expecting it. It's a slow manifestation of boredom, unmotivation and slothfulness. The warning signs include: disinterest in updating friends and family in everyday events in ones life, chronic fatigue and several bad hair days in a row. There is no known cure, but many studies suggest that encouragement and donations may alliviate the severity of this aliment.

Other factors attributed to bloggers block may include:
-moving into a new house
-losing ones camera
-working too much
-too much homework
-boring life
and social ineptness

Please send donations to:

Kelly Onstott,

as she will see the proper actions are taken to free the world from such a detrimental disorder.

Thank You

You guys are great. I'll be awaiting your responses for what you want for your prizes. In the mean time please enjoy this clip. (click on clip) This is the story of my life and frankly I'm tired of people chasing after me, yes I'm one of the three (just watch the video and you will understand). Things are going so well in the dating area of my life I may have to write another chapter or two about the Committment Dragon. He's out on the loose again and I think he's been following me.

It's a MIRACLE

I know it's truly a miracle. I'm back from the grave. Well not really but I'm taking advantage of my dinner break during class so I'm going to post some pictures from the last few months. I've been a busy girl and haven't been able to do much blogging.... I know it's been sad for me too. Hopefully this will make up for it. These are my nephews and neice and anything else I feel like putting on here. It'll be a nice surprise when people look at my blog on the rare occation that they check and see that I actually posted. If you do see this, write a comment which tells me the date so I can see how long it takes for people to regain faith in me as a blogger.

Agenda

1st item of business:

I would like to know why people aren't voting on my little poll. These results are being studied and the results will go into a highly sophisticated statistical equation which will generate the perfect humanistic robot. So I need to know what people prefer in these vital areas in order for my robot to be perfect.

2nd item:

Do you ever feel like your head is going to spin off? I feel that way today and I'm not even sick. It's a weird feeling. I'm not on drugs either, well not on illegal ones. I think it has something to do with my staying up too late last night since I was at the BYU game. It was really fun but boy am I sleepy.

3rd item:

Today I was supposed to move things back into our storage room at work. I got special permission to wear jeans cause the last time we moved the aspetos (how the heck do you spell that?) covered boxes I got my skirt all dirty and had runs in my nylons. So today preparing for the big move of the toxic boxes (I know how can I work in an environment like this where the walls are filled with aspestos? I guess it's good that they are remodeling the floors one at a time so they can free us from the poison but it got all over our storage boxes and in our storage room when they were redoing the floor above us). So today we were going to move things but turns out the room isn't ready for us to put our stuff back in there. So I'm all dressed down today and no place to go (aka, nothing to move). Wearing jeans at the Church Office Building is like taking an elephant to a funeral, or wearing a ape suit to a business lunch, people just look at you funny. (I don't know those are the first things that popped into my mind, (I already said my head feels like it's spinning so that's my excuse for being off the wall)). Basically it was a free jean day at work. I'm not complaining at all but it's been a weird day.

4th item:

I feel like this needs pictures, now the mystery is solved of why there are pictures at the beginning of this post. I still haven't figured out how to move pictures easily. Any suggestions?

Big News

My town in is in the Salt Lake news. Wow it's a slow day around here if The Dalles is making the news here with it's whopping population of 12,000 people.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=333&sid=2111648

WANTED

A NEW BEST FRIEND

ALSO KNOWN AS: MY BUDDY

VITAL STATISTICS: TALL, MALE, NICE, FUN

DATE OF BIRTH: BETWEEN 1974-1981

PLACE OF BIRTH: I REALLY DON'T CARE

HAIR COLOR: JUST PREFERABLY SOME

EYE COLOR: THE COLOR OF THE SEA

DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: FUNNY, SMART,

WITTY, RICH, HAS ALL HIS TEETH

WANTED FOR: MY ENTERTAINMENT, SCRATCHING MY BACK,

CATERING TO MY EVERY NEED

Anniversary

I would just like to pause for a moment and remember 3 years ago. I can't remember if it was on the 6th or the 7th or what day but I know it was in November. When I got robbed at Zions Bank. Thankfully I am fully recovered and don't freak out when I go inside a bank or when I see large sums of cash (I really don't have to worry about the latter because I never see large amounts of cash anymore since working at the bank. Now all I see is the cash I have, usually shiny pennies I find on the side of the road.) Anyway I'm doing fine now and am leading a normal or at least as normal as I ever have, life.

I did want to share this site though, this bank robbery was in my mission in one of my areas like a year before I got there. I had no idea at the time how scary it was. And I walked by it about everyday.

http://www.student.oulu.fi/~hmikkola/shootout.html